To whom it may concern....

Hey everyone! I'm sorry I haven't posted anything for a few minutes, but I've recently been kidnapped by a rouge band of Somalian Pirates. Don't fear, they're pretty nice guys once you get to know them. Short story even shorter, I have decided to join their small little 'nautical gang'. For it is written in the 'good (pirate) book': If ya'r can't beat them, ya'r be joinin them. Or walking the plank! Yargh! Shiver me timbers. Land-lubber, mateys. Yargh! Yo Ho, Ho. Double Yargh!"